I'm a loser surrounded by losers, and I don't give a damn

[kirsche]

But this just brought a smile to my face really.

There's a hold up going on in Salem right now.  And while I was OHSHI- about it, I really couldn't help but lol at this. That is my guy friends makin' stats for the assailant. 

 KnightOfNi416 (7:01:44 PM): haha.  touche.  but you know, a loaded knife can be very dangerous
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:02:50 PM): This is very true.  But I wonder about his DEX score, as stated before.  Obviously, INT is 5, and WIS is 3
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:04:58 PM): I doubt his CHA is very high as well
 KnightOfNi416 (7:05:10 PM): CHA score of 4, if his intimidation tactics are was handknife out the window, for a cop to shoot his hand
 KnightOfNi416 (7:05:35 PM): *was to wave a knife
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:06:13 PM): So, I gather his scores...STR 10, DEX 12, CON 9, INT 5, WIS 3, CHA 8
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:06:18 PM): ...wow, we're horrible, lol
 KnightOfNi416 (7:06:34 PM): CHA of 4.  and yes we are very horrible.  haha
[19:08] Bluephoenix1687: .....................
[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: I
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[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: you
[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: guys
[19:09] NerdBoyHasNoLife: lmfao
[19:09] NerdBoyHasNoLife: you know you do

You two, Spaz and Palmer are the biggest dorks in the world and are horrible.  But for that same reason you guys are epic, and awesome, and this made me smile when I was feelin' kinda brooding.

My friends win, really. 

Comments

[divine0silence.livejournal.com]

Say it, don't spray it.

[truenerdking.livejournal.com]

Um, wasn't it in Salem, New Hampshire?

[fulguratus.livejournal.com]

Idk palmer just told me Salem, so I'm just going off of him.

Either way, still funny.

[lilipad182.livejournal.com]

Nope! Bridge St. in Salem, MA. I should know, I was a few blocks over. SWAT teams, helicopters, the whole shebang. Apparently the guy was served with a court order, and did not like it. Gunshots were heard around 3:30 pm, and then the teams were called, and a public safety announcement was sent by phone to everyone about the "safety of the city" and then the dude apparently thought that waving a knife out the window would be a great tactic.

Big mess of ridiculous.

[servntoftherose.livejournal.com]

sounds like me and randy :P we will watch a movie and analyze it in dnd terms.... including random bluff and intimidate checks :P